Delicious Candy Apples In a Wicker Hamper

Ahh, I had a conversation with someone who shall remain nameless... because I don't remember who it was... but I asked if Jackson ever sees any carnivals, a beloved occurrence in town square parking lots all throughout my homeland in the summer, and apparently there will be the Teton County Fair in late July and August! 

Lachaim! [TO LIFE]

Starting July 24, Teton county will have its annual fair-THAT'S RIGHT-where out-of-towners can embrace all the most exotic and alien aspects of Wyoming culture.  Carnival rides, rodeo, crafts, pig wrestling... this sounds like quite the soiree BOY HOWDY.  I don't know if it will match up with the Texas State Fair, where I have smelled delicious smells for an hour while I waited in line for the unbelievably large ferris wheel ride... where I saw a cat circus, and the world's smallest horse, and the butter sculpture garden, an 1100 lb. hog, and began a love-affair with the delectable treat known as "fried butter." FAR OUT, PADRE Man, you know it must be tasty when its ingredients are all so harmful to your health...

Forgive the excitement... but this would be a landmark way to spend one's day off in late July!!